---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Tue 03/25/03: 3 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 06:56 AM - Female language translation (Kerry Johnson) 2. 09:44 PM - Fw: Aerocomander 500S Lease (YOURTCFG@aol.com) 3. 09:58 PM - Re: Fw: Aerocomander 500S Lease (John Vormbaum) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 06:56:50 AM PST US From: "Kerry Johnson" "'Bob Redfern'" , "'Brent Hall'" , "'Brett Johnson'" , "'Brett Okland'" , "'Bruce Belmont'" , "'Bryce Gibby'" , "'Commander Chat'" , "'Curtis Jensen'" , "'Dan Barrus'" , "'Jeremy Johnson'" , "'Joel Sessions'" , "'John Jackson'" , "'Lewis Reece'" , "'Lon Wardrop'" , "'Mel Teeples'" , "'Mike Suddreth'" , "'Mitch McCuistion'" , "'Nathan Ricks'" , "'Stephan Drury'" , "'Steve Hayden'" Subject: Commander-List: Female language translation --> Commander-List message posted by: "Kerry Johnson" OK Guys, listen up. Here is a translation of some of that mystifying female language we must deal with. I hope it's helpful to you. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD or WHATEVER (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" . SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" . THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing" . Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 09:44:29 PM PST US From: YOURTCFG@aol.com Subject: Commander-List: Fwd: Aerocomander 500S Lease --> Commander-List message posted by: YOURTCFG@aol.com From: Richard Johnson Subject: Aerocomander 500S Lease --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886 To whom it may concern: My name is Richard Johnson and I represent a Part 135 operator who is interested in leasing three Aerocomander 500s's for a period of approximately 90-120 days on an exclusive use 135 operation. Although your web site did not address lease possibilities, would your group consider or do you know others who may consider leasing three Areocommander 500S's to a reputable 135 operator for a period not to exceed 120 days? I would appreciate any helpful information you may have to offer. I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you. Rich --------------------------------- --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886 To whom it may concern: My name is Richard Johnson and I represent a Part 135 operator who is interested in leasing three Aerocomander 500s's for a period of approximately 90-120 days on an exclusive use 135 operation. Although your web site did not address lease possibilities, would your group consider or do you know others who may consider leasing three Areocommander 500S's to a reputable 135 operator for a period not to exceed 120 days? I would appreciate any helpful information you may have to offer. I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you. Rich --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886-- ________________________________ Message 3 _____________________________________ Time: 09:58:15 PM PST US From: "John Vormbaum" Subject: Re: Commander-List: Fwd: Aerocomander 500S Lease --> Commander-List message posted by: "John Vormbaum" Hmmm, I'm sure someone has 2 or 3 Shrikes laying around that just happen to be Part 135-ready? LOL..... ----- Original Message ----- From: Subject: Commander-List: Fwd: Aerocomander 500S Lease > --> Commander-List message posted by: YOURTCFG@aol.com > > > Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 16:20:30 -0800 (PST) > From: Richard Johnson > Subject: Aerocomander 500S Lease > To: YourTCFG@aol.com > > > --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886 > > > To whom it may concern: > > My name is Richard Johnson and I represent a Part 135 operator who is interested in leasing three Aerocomander 500s's for a period of approximately 90-120 days on an exclusive use 135 operation. > > Although your web site did not address lease possibilities, would your group consider or do you know others who may consider leasing three Areocommander 500S's to a reputable 135 operator for a period not to exceed 120 days? > > I would appreciate any helpful information you may have to offer. > > I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you. > > Rich > > > --------------------------------- > > --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886 > > > To whom it may concern: > > > My name is Richard Johnson and I represent a Part 135 operator who is interested in leasing three Aerocomander 500s's for a period of approximately 90-120 days on an exclusive use 135 operation. > > > Although your web site did not address lease possibilities, would your group consider or do you know others who may consider leasing three Areocommander 500S's to a reputable 135 operator for a period not to exceed 120 days? > > > I would appreciate any helpful information you may have to offer. > > > I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you. > > > Rich > > > --0-1984134858-1048638030=:64886-- > >