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1. 01:22 PM - Penguin joke (Barry Collman)
2. 03:14 PM - Re: Penguin joke (Andrew & Bridget Watson)
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--> Commander-List message posted by: "Barry Collman" <barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the
oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of
the engine. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees
an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something
cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and
sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the
mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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| Subject: | Re: Penguin joke |
--> Commander-List message posted by: Andrew & Bridget Watson <andrew.bridget@shaw.ca>
That was really funny!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barry Collman" <barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
Subject: Commander-List: Penguin joke
> --> Commander-List message posted by: "Barry Collman"
<barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
>
> A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the
> oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of
> the engine. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
station.
>
> After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He
sees
> an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something
> cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
and
> sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
> his little flippers.
>
> After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks
the
> mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
> looks like you blew a seal."
>
> "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
>
>
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