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1. 02:35 PM - Re: Penguin joke (Tom Fisher)
2. 04:15 PM - Another Penguin joke (Nico van Niekerk)
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| Subject: | Re: Penguin joke |
--> Commander-List message posted by: "Tom Fisher" <tfisher@commandergroup.bc.ca>
That joke would work around leaky Commanders.
Tom F.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barry Collman" <barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
Subject: Commander-List: Penguin joke
> --> Commander-List message posted by: "Barry Collman"
<barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
>
> A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the
> oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of
> the engine. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
station.
>
> After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He
sees
> an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something
> cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
and
> sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
> his little flippers.
>
> After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks
the
> mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
> looks like you blew a seal."
>
> "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
>
>
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| Subject: | Another Penguin joke |
--> Commander-List message posted by: "Nico van Niekerk" <nico@cybersuperstore.com>
Commander landed for customs clearance and officer spots two penguins on the
backseat. 'You have to take those birds to the zoo', said the officer. 'Sure
thing, officer,' replies the pilot.
The following week the same Commander lands for custom clearance from the
Bahamas. Same officer sees the same two penguins on the back seat but this
time they donned sunglasses. 'Didn't I tell you to take those birds to the
zoo?' yelled the officer. 'Sure thing, officer, and I did. This week I took
them to the beach.'
Nico
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Fisher" <tfisher@commandergroup.bc.ca>
Subject: Re: Commander-List: Penguin joke
> --> Commander-List message posted by: "Tom Fisher"
<tfisher@commandergroup.bc.ca>
>
> That joke would work around leaky Commanders.
> Tom F.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Barry Collman" <barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
> To: <commander-list@matronics.com>
> Subject: Commander-List: Penguin joke
>
>
> > --> Commander-List message posted by: "Barry Collman"
> <barry.collman@air-britain.co.uk>
> >
> > A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that
the
> > oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out
of
> > the engine. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
> station.
> >
> > After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He
> sees
> > an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
something
> > cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
> and
> > sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat
with
> > his little flippers.
> >
> > After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks
> the
> > mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
> > looks like you blew a seal."
> >
> > "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
> >
> >
>
>
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