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--> Commander-List message posted by: "nico css" <nico@cybersuperstore.com>
-----Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girl! friend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just
a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge
the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow
this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend
that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
!
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return
to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5
and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Finally, be advised that if you persist in installing Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3, not even Prayer 9.9 purchased at your nearest church or synagogue will
help.
Best of luck,
Tech Support PS: buying a Mac won't help. (This is your fault -
not Microsoft's)
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