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DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation. The manage r
agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my
damn money in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager,
"and is this bitch giving you a hard time?
Sorry guys, I know it's non-commander related.
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From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" <kamala@msn.com>
wishing a safe and honored memorial day. mason
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<DIV><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2>DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT<BR><BR>
A crusty old man walks into a bank and
says to the<BR> teller, "I want to open
a damn checking account."<BR><BR> The astonished
woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.<BR>
I must have misunderstood you.<BR><BR>
What did you say?"<BR><BR> "Listen up,
damn it. I said I want to open a damn<BR>
checking account now!"<BR><BR> "I'm very
sorry sir, but that kind of language is not<BR>
tolerated in this bank."<BR><BR> The
teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank<BR>
manager to inform him of her situatio
n. The
manage r<BR> agrees that the teller does not
have to listen to that foul<BR> language.
They both return to the window and the<BR>
manager asks the old geezer,<BR><BR> "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"<BR>
"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200<BR>
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my<BR>
damn money in this damn bank."<BR><BR>
"I see," says the manager,<BR>
"and is this bitch giving you a hard time?</FONT></DIV>
<P><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2></FONT> </P>
<P><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2>Sorry guys, I know it's non-commander
related.</P>
<DIV><BR></DIV></FONT>
<DIV> </DIV>
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non-commander related
http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1
girl is 15 years old that produced this.
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-------------- Original message --------------
From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" <kamala@msn.com>
wishing a safe and honored memorial day. mason
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<DIV>non-commander related</DIV>
<DIV><A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1">http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1</A></DIV>
<DIV>girl is 15 years old that produced this.</DIV>
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<DIV>b</DIV>
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<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px
solid">-------------- Original message -------------- <BR>From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER"
<kamala@msn.com> <BR>
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<META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.3086" name=GENERATOR><!--[gte IE 5]><?xml:namespace
prefix="v" /><?xml:namespace prefix="o" /><![endif]-->
<DIV>wishing a safe and honored memorial day. mason</DIV><PRE><B><FONT face="courier
new,courier" size=2 color000000?>
</B></FONT></PRE></BLOCKQUOTE>
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