---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Tue 05/29/07: 2 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 12:46 PM - Re: (skyhawkc-172@comcast.net) 2. 01:01 PM - Re: (skyhawkc-172@comcast.net) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 12:46:45 PM PST US From: skyhawkc-172@comcast.net Subject: Re: Commander-List: DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manage r agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time? Sorry guys, I know it's non-commander related. -------------- Original message -------------- From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" wishing a safe and honored memorial day. mason
DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT

       A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
       teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."

       The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
       I must have misunderstood you.

       What did you say?"

       "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
       checking account now!"

       "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
       tolerated in this bank."

       The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
       manager to inform him of her situatio n. The manage r
       agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
       language. They both return to the window and the
       manager asks the old geezer,

       "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
       "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200
       million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my
       damn money in this damn bank."

       "I see," says the manager,
       "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?

 

Sorry guys, I know it's non-commander related.


 
-------------- Original message --------------
From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" <kamala@msn.com>
wishing a safe and honored memorial day.  mason






________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 01:01:33 PM PST US From: skyhawkc-172@comcast.net Subject: Re: Commander-List: non-commander related http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1 girl is 15 years old that produced this. b -------------- Original message -------------- From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" wishing a safe and honored memorial day. mason
non-commander related
http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1
girl is 15 years old that produced this.
 
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-------------- Original message --------------
From: "MASON CHEVAILLIER" <kamala@msn.com>
wishing a safe and honored memorial day.  mason






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