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| Subject: | Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? |
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ALMOST 50 YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK
THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
JUST TO PROVE MYSELF WRONG, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
HAD ATTENDED ABRAHAM LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL IN COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA.
"YES. YES, I DID ...I'M A LYNX," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1960. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT
ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B****ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
David Owens
Aerial Viewpoint
N14AV
AC-500A-Colemill
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| Subject: | Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? |
WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????
dowens(at)aerialviewpoint wrote:
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
> THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
> BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ALMOST 50 YEARS AGO.
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK
> THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
> OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> JUST TO PROVE MYSELF WRONG, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
> HAD ATTENDED ABRAHAM LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL IN COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA.
>
> "YES. YES, I DID ...I'M A LYNX," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1960. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT
> ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B****ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
>
>
>
>
> David Owens
> Aerial Viewpoint
> N14AV
> AC-500A-Colemill
:? :? :?
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Milt
2003 F1 Rocket
2006 Radial Rocket
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