---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Fri 11/02/07: 2 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 12:42 PM - Re: Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? (David Owens) 2. 03:44 PM - Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? (N395V) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 12:42:46 PM PST US From: "David Owens" Subject: Re: Commander-List: Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ALMOST 50 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. JUST TO PROVE MYSELF WRONG, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED ABRAHAM LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL IN COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA. "YES. YES, I DID ...I'M A LYNX," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1960. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B****ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" David Owens Aerial Viewpoint N14AV AC-500A-Colemill ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 03:44:34 PM PST US Subject: Commander-List: Re: Commander 685... great aircraft or great challenge? From: "N395V" WTF????????????????????????????????????????????? dowens(at)aerialviewpoint wrote: > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND > THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY > FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH > BORE HIS FULL NAME. > > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE > SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ALMOST 50 YEARS AGO. > COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK > THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT > > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO > OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. > > JUST TO PROVE MYSELF WRONG, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE > HAD ATTENDED ABRAHAM LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL IN COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA. > > "YES. YES, I DID ...I'M A LYNX," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. > > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1960. WHY DO YOU ASK?" > > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. > > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT > ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B****ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" > > > > > David Owens > Aerial Viewpoint > N14AV > AC-500A-Colemill :? :? :? -------- Milt 2003 F1 Rocket 2006 Radial Rocket Read this topic online here: http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=143476#143476 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message commander-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Commander-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/commander-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/commander-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.