---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Sun 11/18/07: 4 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 0. 12:07 AM - Please Make a Contribution to Support Your Lists... (Matt Dralle) 1. 07:07 AM - Re: No Title (N395V) 2. 01:36 PM - Re: Re: No Title (Steve @ Col-East) 3. 04:38 PM - Re: Re: No Title (Tom Fisher) ________________________________ Message 0 _____________________________________ Time: 12:07:39 AM PST US From: Matt Dralle Subject: Commander-List: Please Make a Contribution to Support Your Lists... Just a reminder that November is the Annual List Fund Raiser. Please make a Contribution today to support the continued operation and upgrade of these great List services!! And pick up a really nice free gift with your qualifying Contribution too! The Contribution Site is fast and easy: http://www.matronics.com/contribution Thank you! Matt Dralle Matronics Email List Administrator ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 07:07:24 AM PST US Subject: Commander-List: Re: No Title From: "N395V" Sorry just had to post this one,,, then back to Commanders >From the Manitoba Herald (Canada -- a very underground paper): The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken." When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. In recent days, liberals have turned to ometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50's. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need? The illegals are being deported back to the US in old Twin Commanders operated by the conservative wing of TCFG -------- Milt 2003 F1 Rocket 2006 Radial Rocket Read this topic online here: http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=146858#146858 ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 01:36:03 PM PST US From: "Steve @ Col-East" Subject: Re: Commander-List: Re: No Title Milt, I learned a lot from your post. Domestic beer is now pretty good, but I never knew Nascar was a race. I'd rather watch a blender go round and round and round and zzzzzz.......... Steve ----- Original Message ----- From: "N395V" Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 10:07 AM Subject: Commander-List: Re: No Title > > > Sorry just had to post this one,,, then back to Commanders > >>From the Manitoba Herald (Canada -- a very underground paper): > > The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has > intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop > the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the > exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to > hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. > > Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology > professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields > at night. > > "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood > producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose > acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and > hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range > chicken." When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance > to show him my screenplay, eh?" > > In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, > but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare > Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The > liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they > wouldn't give milk." > > Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals > near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them > across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these > people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border > patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. > "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." > > When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often > wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have > been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education > camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch > NASCAR races. > > In recent days, liberals have turned to ometimes-ingenious ways of > crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus > trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a > half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration > authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen > passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were > alive in the '50's. > > "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we > get suspicious about their age," an official said. > > Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating > an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon > movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just > can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors > does one country need? > > The illegals are being deported back to the US in old Twin Commanders > operated by the conservative wing of TCFG > > -------- > Milt > 2003 F1 Rocket > 2006 Radial Rocket > > > Read this topic online here: > > http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=146858#146858 > > > ________________________________ Message 3 _____________________________________ Time: 04:38:49 PM PST US From: "Tom Fisher" Subject: Re: Commander-List: Re: No Title Har har har, funny. Tom F. C-GISS ----- Original Message ----- From: "N395V" Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 7:07 AM Subject: Commander-List: Re: No Title > > > Sorry just had to post this one,,, then back to Commanders > >>From the Manitoba Herald (Canada -- a very underground paper): > > The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has > intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop > the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the > exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to > hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. > > Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology > professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields > at night. > > "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood > producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose > acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and > hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range > chicken." When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance > to show him my screenplay, eh?" > > In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, > but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare > Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The > liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they > wouldn't give milk." > > Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals > near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them > across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these > people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border > patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. > "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." > > When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often > wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have > been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education > camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch > NASCAR races. > > In recent days, liberals have turned to ometimes-ingenious ways of > crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus > trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a > half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration > authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen > passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were > alive in the '50's. > > "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we > get suspicious about their age," an official said. > > Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating > an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon > movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just > can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors > does one country need? > > The illegals are being deported back to the US in old Twin Commanders > operated by the conservative wing of TCFG > > -------- > Milt > 2003 F1 Rocket > 2006 Radial Rocket > > > Read this topic online here: > > http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=146858#146858 > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message commander-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Commander-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/commander-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/commander-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.