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1. 06:04 PM - Men and women (nico css)
2. 10:13 PM - Fw: Oh, the good old days.......... (yourtcfg@aol.com)
3. 10:34 PM - Re: Fw: New web site up (W J R HAMILTON)
4. 10:40 PM - Re: Fw: Oh, the good old days.......... (Robert S. Randazzo)
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Some folks are just smarter than I am.
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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| Subject: | Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... |
I almost never forwad anything, but an old crop dusting friend sent this.? jb
-----Original Message-----
From: n700pf@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:06 pm
Subject: Fwd: Oh, the good old days..........
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From: Macy <iflylow@frontiernet.net>
stream.net>; Earlene Mitts <earlene2@npgcable.com>; Dusty Dowd <dusty@pld.com>;
Jack Brainard Appraisals <drue@valuejack.com>; loia Burch <delloia@frontiernet.net>;
Margaret Gewlas <cmgewlas@hotmail.com>; Dudley Wooten <bwaerial@nts-online.net>
Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 9:49 pm
Subject: Fw: Oh, the good old days..........
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----- Original Message -----
From: B.W. Smith
Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:40 AM
Subject: FW: Oh, the good old days..........
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Just in case some of you ladies have forgotten your place, and so the men folk
can see what they're missing.
An Actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article.
Okay, when you stop laughing long enough to pick yourselves up off the floor, forward
this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too.????
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| Subject: | Re: Fwd: New web site up |
David,
Hard on the heels of pumping nitrogen into the crew/pax oxygen tanks,
and a string of domestic incidents, somebody need to pull their sox up.
By the way, the only time there is a U after Q in QANTAS is US phone book.
Cheers,
Bill Hamilton
At 03:32 12/01/2008, you wrote:
>Yea, W JR,
> The Quantas guys needed a plunger that day... hehehe
>
>
>David Owens
>Aerial Viewpoint
>N14AV
>AC-500A-Colemill
>
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| Subject: | Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... |
My wife spent 10+ years at the US Secret Service.
She can hit a moving target with a handgun from a greater distance than most
people can see the moving target.
She can pick up my .22 rifle and get a clean headshot on a jackrabbit
crossing our property without looking down the site..
I don't think I'll share that with my wife.
I might wind up missing. J
Robert S. Randazzo
Do not archive
I almost never forwad anything, but an old crop dusting friend sent this.
jb
-----Original Message-----
From: n700pf@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:06 pm
Subject: Fwd: Oh, the good old days..........
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