---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Sun 01/13/08: 4 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 06:04 PM - Men and women (nico css) 2. 10:13 PM - Fw: Oh, the good old days.......... (yourtcfg@aol.com) 3. 10:34 PM - Re: Fw: New web site up (W J R HAMILTON) 4. 10:40 PM - Re: Fw: Oh, the good old days.......... (Robert S. Randazzo) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 06:04:11 PM PST US From: "nico css" Subject: Commander-List: Men and women Some folks are just smarter than I am. What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats. ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 10:13:08 PM PST US Subject: Commander-List: Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... From: yourtcfg@aol.com I almost never forwad anything, but an old crop dusting friend sent this.? jb -----Original Message----- From: n700pf@aol.com Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:06 pm Subject: Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... -----Original Message----- From: Macy stream.net>; Earlene Mitts ; Dusty Dowd ; Jack Brainard Appraisals ; loia Burch ; Margaret Gewlas ; Dudley Wooten Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 9:49 pm Subject: Fw: Oh, the good old days.......... ? ----- Original Message ----- From: B.W. Smith Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:40 AM Subject: FW: Oh, the good old days.......... ? Just in case some of you ladies have forgotten your place, and so the men folk can see what they're missing. An Actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article. Okay, when you stop laughing long enough to pick yourselves up off the floor, forward this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too.???? ? ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________ Message 3 _____________________________________ Time: 10:34:19 PM PST US From: W J R HAMILTON Subject: Re: Commander-List: Fwd: New web site up David, Hard on the heels of pumping nitrogen into the crew/pax oxygen tanks, and a string of domestic incidents, somebody need to pull their sox up. By the way, the only time there is a U after Q in QANTAS is US phone book. Cheers, Bill Hamilton At 03:32 12/01/2008, you wrote: >Yea, W JR, > The Quantas guys needed a plunger that day... hehehe > > >David Owens >Aerial Viewpoint >N14AV >AC-500A-Colemill > ________________________________ Message 4 _____________________________________ Time: 10:40:55 PM PST US From: "Robert S. Randazzo" Subject: RE: Commander-List: Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... My wife spent 10+ years at the US Secret Service. She can hit a moving target with a handgun from a greater distance than most people can see the moving target. She can pick up my .22 rifle and get a clean headshot on a jackrabbit crossing our property without looking down the site.. I don't think I'll share that with my wife. I might wind up missing. J Robert S. Randazzo Do not archive I almost never forwad anything, but an old crop dusting friend sent this. jb -----Original Message----- From: n700pf@aol.com Sent: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:06 pm Subject: Fwd: Oh, the good old days.......... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message commander-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Commander-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/commander-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/commander-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.