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1. 06:55 AM - (Jim Addington)
2. 08:54 AM - Bear country (nico css)
3. 09:18 AM - Re: (Jim Addington)
4. 11:10 AM - Re: (nico css)
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I hope this does not offend any one but was just too fitting.
Jim
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An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"
He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,
I reckon, I am a pilot."
She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian!
I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.
So, that's why I'm a lesbian."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was,
but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."
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Some of you may have seen this already.
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http://www.avweb.com/avwebflash/news/cub_bear_man_pictures_alaska_201323-1.h
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Message 3
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I will try this again, it did not all copy over.
Jim
An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"
He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,
I reckon, I am a pilot."
She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian!
I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.
So, that's why I'm a lesbian."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was,
but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."
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I gotit all the first time, Jim. Very funny.
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From: owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com
[mailto:owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com] On Behalf Of Jim
Addington
Sent: Monday, October 19, 2009 8:43 AM
Subject: RE: Commander-List:
I will try this again, it did not all copy over.
Jim
An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"
He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,
I reckon, I am a pilot."
She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian!
I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.
So, that's why I'm a lesbian."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was,
but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."
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