---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Mon 10/19/09: 4 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 06:55 AM - (Jim Addington) 2. 08:54 AM - Bear country (nico css) 3. 09:18 AM - Re: (Jim Addington) 4. 11:10 AM - Re: (nico css) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 06:55:18 AM PST US From: "Jim Addington" Subject: Commander-List: I hope this does not offend any one but was just too fitting. Jim N444bd An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??" He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds; flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so, I reckon, I am a pilot." She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian! I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, that's why I'm a lesbian." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian." [] [] ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 08:54:54 AM PST US From: "nico css" Subject: Commander-List: Bear country Some of you may have seen this already. http://www.avweb.com/avwebflash/news/cub_bear_man_pictures_alaska_201323-1.h tml#gallery ________________________________ Message 3 _____________________________________ Time: 09:18:51 AM PST US From: "Jim Addington" Subject: RE: Commander-List: I will try this again, it did not all copy over. Jim An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??" He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds; flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so, I reckon, I am a pilot." She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian! I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, that's why I'm a lesbian." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian." [] ________________________________ Message 4 _____________________________________ Time: 11:10:25 AM PST US From: "nico css" Subject: RE: Commander-List: I gotit all the first time, Jim. Very funny. _____ From: owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com [mailto:owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com] On Behalf Of Jim Addington Sent: Monday, October 19, 2009 8:43 AM Subject: RE: Commander-List: I will try this again, it did not all copy over. Jim An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??" He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds; flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so, I reckon, I am a pilot." She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian! I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, that's why I'm a lesbian." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian." 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