---------------------------------------------------------- Commander-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Tue 11/17/09: 2 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 04:19 PM - Interview (nico css) 2. 04:50 PM - Re: Interview (Dave Ruddiman) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 04:19:50 PM PST US From: "nico css" Subject: Commander-List: Interview A man is applying to join the Police force. The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. " "Why the rabbit?" "I like your attitude!" says the sergeant. "You're hired!" ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 04:50:12 PM PST US From: "Dave Ruddiman" Subject: RE: Commander-List: Interview Walt, I don't know exactly where this came from, but it's pretty good. _____ From: owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com [mailto:owner-commander-list-server@matronics.com] On Behalf Of nico css Sent: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:04 PM Subject: Commander-List: Interview ~$Normal.dot A man is applying to join the Police force. The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. " "Why the rabbit?" "I like your attitude!" says the sergeant. "You're hired!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message commander-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Commander-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/commander-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/commander-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.