---------------------------------------------------------- Tailwind-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Sun 03/09/08: 1 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 03:01 PM - Fw: Speeding (Gordon Parker) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 03:01:33 PM PST US From: "Gordon Parker" Subject: Tailwind-List: Fw: Speeding ----- Original Message ----- From: REX CONNIE WAMPLER Cc: Jane Hoge ; John Copenharve ; johnjane warren Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2008 1:20 PM Subject: Fw: Speeding Subject: Fw: Speeding ----- An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a proble m sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? < /FONT> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the lice nse. H e looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! Don't Mess With Old Ladies If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know. I just did! < SPAN s tyle='FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC''> Kyle J. Bules 1626 S. Green Acres Wichita, KS 67218 308.874.4265. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your ------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Climb to the top of the charts! Play the word scramble challenge with star power. Play now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Need to know the score, the latest news, or you need your Hotmail=AE-get your 'fix'. Check it out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Connect and share in new ways with Windows Live. Get it now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------- Climb to the top of the charts! Play the word scramble challenge with star power. Play now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message tailwind-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Tailwind-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/tailwind-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/tailwind-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.