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1. 11:34 PM - Kerry as an Airline Pilot (WILLIAM KELLY)
2. 11:37 PM - Re: Kerry as an Airline Pilot (Cory Emberson)
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"Harold Wickersham work" <harlold.l.wickersham@boeing.com>,
"Margaret and Tom" <tomvinson@gate.net>,
"Paul Rosales" <rosales@bigfoot.com>,
"Team Grumman" <TeamGrumman-List@matronics.com>
| Subject: | Kerry as an Airline Pilot |
--> TeamGrumman-List message posted by: "WILLIAM KELLY" <v1rotate@verizon.net>
If John Kerry were an airline pilot, he might say things like this:
(Addresses passengers) "Hello, this is Captain John Kerry speaking to you from
the 'left' seat."
"Folks (he likes that word), I know we were headed for New York, but that was before
I decided to fly to El Paso."
"I will not take that flight without International Civil Aviation Organization
observers monitoring the FAA and sitting in my jumpseat."
"No American pilot should be allowed to fly overseas without passing a global test."
(Addresses passengers again) "I can see from the way you yokels are dressed that
no one on board today makes more than $200,000 per year. If you did, I would
charge you a higher fare."
"I have a plan to get you to your destination. I can't tell you what it is right
now, but, trust me, I have a plan."
"My wife is onboard today. She's the one with the big mouth."
"Our copilot today is 'Babyface' Edwards. He's not a real pilot, but he will be
handling any legal claims you may have if you bump your head or stub you toe."
"I love the idea that METAR is a French term that translates to 'Aviation Routine
Meteorological Report'. "
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Incidentally, METAR's are hourly aviation weather reports (if you're a non aviation
type)
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| Subject: | Kerry as an Airline Pilot |
--> TeamGrumman-List message posted by: "Cory Emberson" <bootless@earthlink.net>
Made me laugh - thanks!
Do Not Archive
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-teamgrumman-list-server@matronics.com
[mailto:owner-teamgrumman-list-server@matronics.com]On Behalf Of WILLIAM
KELLY
Rosales; Team Grumman
Subject: TeamGrumman-List: Kerry as an Airline Pilot
--> TeamGrumman-List message posted by: "WILLIAM KELLY"
<v1rotate@verizon.net>
If John Kerry were an airline pilot, he might say things like this:
(Addresses passengers) "Hello, this is Captain John Kerry speaking to you
from the 'left' seat."
"Folks (he likes that word), I know we were headed for New York, but that
was before I decided to fly to El Paso."
"I will not take that flight without International Civil Aviation
Organization observers monitoring the FAA and sitting in my jumpseat."
"No American pilot should be allowed to fly overseas without passing a
global test."
(Addresses passengers again) "I can see from the way you yokels are dressed
that no one on board today makes more than $200,000 per year. If you did, I
would charge you a higher fare."
"I have a plan to get you to your destination. I can't tell you what it is
right now, but, trust me, I have a plan."
"My wife is onboard today. She's the one with the big mouth."
"Our copilot today is 'Babyface' Edwards. He's not a real pilot, but he
will be handling any legal claims you may have if you bump your head or stub
you toe."
"I love the idea that METAR is a French term that translates to 'Aviation
Routine Meteorological Report'. "
----------------------------------------------------
Incidentally, METAR's are hourly aviation weather reports (if you're a non
aviation type)
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