---------------------------------------------------------- TeamGrumman-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Wed 06/28/17: 1 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 04:46 PM - Fw: Fw: : Very Funny Aviation Story (Ronald Millman) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 04:46:22 PM PST US From: Ronald Millman Subject: TeamGrumman-List: Fwd: Fw: : Very Funny Aviation Story This one goes to all my pilot friends (and those who like aviation) Wow, it's a lot. Ron Millman. On Wed, Jun 28, 2017 at 1:19 PM, Rabbi Jerry wrote: > > > *From:* Gary Schechter > *Sent:* Tuesday, June 27, 2017 6:37 PM > *To:* Gary Schechter > *Subject:* FW: : Very Funny Aviation Story > > > JUST HAVE TO FORWARD THIS ONETHANKS LARRY. > > GARY > > > *From:* Larry [ > *Sent:* Tuesday, June 27, 2017 6:10 PM > *To:* 'B J McCord' > *Subject:* : Very Funny Aviation Story > > > ____________________________________________________________ > ____________________________________________________________ > ________________________ > > > Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very > surprised to see a Cessna 152 landing at their > "secret" base. They immediately impounded > the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation > room. The pilot's story was that he took off from > Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about > to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI > background check on the pilot and held him overnight during > the investigation. By the next day they were finally > convinced that the pilot really was lost and not a spy. > > > They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying > "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing complete with > threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him > Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent > him on his way. > > > The next day to the total disbelief of the Air Force the same Cessna > showed up again. Once again the MP's surrounded the > plane. Only this time there were two people on the plane. > > > The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want with > me, but my wife is on the plane, and you have to tell her where the > > hell I was last night!" > > > > > Virus-free. www.avast.com > > > -- Ron Millman, CPA, Veteran, Pilot, Patriot, Prepper, Skeptic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message teamgrumman-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/TeamGrumman-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/teamgrumman-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/teamgrumman-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.