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3. 09:28 AM - Re: THEY'RE HERE! (Jorgen Nielsen)
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--> Yak-List message posted by: cjpilot710@aol.com
In a message dated 9/18/2004 1:28:47 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
yak52driver@earthlink.net writes:
Jim,
Funny you should mention the love bugs. My first ever trip into Florida
I ran right into a gigantic swarm of them. It was so bad I had to pull
over and wait for the swarm to pass. It was yellow gook all over my car.
So bad it clogged the radiator and totally obscured forward visibility.
Glad I don't live in Florida. Too hot, too many bugs, not enough
mountains to fly around, to humid, too many "tropical storms", too many
old people :)
GO WEST YOUNG MAN!
Frank
YAK52
N9110M decoded = (never forget 911, 0M = zero muslims for a peaceful
world)
Frank. Only real men live in Florida. :)
Jim Goolsby
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety, deserve
neither liberty nor safety"
Benjamin Franklin 1759
"The reason older men are like fine wine: when young, they are like grapes
until some woman stomps all over them."
Unknown older man.
"Kill them all. Let God sort them out"
Crusaders 900 AD
"With my shield, or on it."
Trojan Warriors, BC
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--> Yak-List message posted by: "jay reiter" <jmreiter@adelphia.net>
Parting out Hs-6 engine contact me off list
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--> Yak-List message posted by: "Jorgen Nielsen" <jorgen.nielsen@mweb.co.za>
Re the bugs copulating & flying all day without a care in the world :
that's a mantra of life I can identify with. The Yaks cockpit a bit
cramped for 2 though...Have to get another plane...
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Subject: Yak-List: THEY'RE HERE!
--> Yak-List message posted by: cjpilot710@aol.com
THEY'RE HERE!
Any Floridian will tell you we have bugs. All kinds. Some sting, some
stink
others are just - yuk. Most Yankees think the roach (we call it the
Palmetto
bug) is the State Bug. But any Floridian will tell you that one bug
defies
all logic. The Love Bug.
With the 'extra' water we've getting lately, the Love Bugs are coming
early.
What do they look like? Individually they are black and about 3/8"
long.
However you never see one alone. You see, the male and female are
continually
hooked up - copulating. They fly around, (female in the lead of course)
in
copulating bless. Figuring the aerodynamics in that configuration would
no doubt
use days of computation on the top super computers. If you see one
alone, its
probably queer.
They seem also to have an unmistakable drive to also head for the
nearest
moving car. One day while north bound on I-95 just west of Melbourne, I
found
myself along with a number of olther drivers, having to pull over and
clean my
windshield. They (the Love Bug) had found to ultimate place to face
oblivion
while in sexual bless. Made an upper spike in the windshield cleaner
sales.
Fortunately, they are a low altitude bug so unless you do a lot of low
buzz
jobs, you're only exposed during takeoffs and landings. Make sure you
clean them
off right away, cause their combined body fluids will eventually eat
into
your paint job.
As a matter of fact, the American automobile is the only know predator
of the
Love Bug. No birds will eat them. The lizards don't eat them. No fly
fisherman will tie a fly to look like one, cause fish won't eat them.
I've even
seen our green frog spit one (actually two) out!
The Love Bug has no reason to exist (outside of copulating). They don't
bite
and they are not part of the food chain. Maybe they here to show us
that
copulating can be the "end all" mantra of life. Just wonder if they are
having
one long climax or - - - - . Anyway they're here.
Jim Goolsby
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety,
deserve
neither liberty nor safety"
Benjamin Franklin 1759
"The reason older men are like fine wine: when young, they are like
grapes
until some woman stomps all over them."
Unknown older man.
"Kill them all. Let God sort them out"
Crusaders 900 AD
"With my shield, or on it."
Trojan Warriors, BC
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