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1. 08:44 AM - Pilot Story (Was R, edited for PG-13) (Joe Enzminger)
2. 10:18 AM - Reminder to use the right tools (Barry Hancock)
3. 02:01 PM - Re: Reminder to use the right tools (John Cox)
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Subject: | Pilot Story (Was R, edited for PG-13) |
One day, long, long ago there was this Pilot
who, surprisingly...........
was not full of <poop>....
But it was a long time ago.... And it was just one
day.
The End
Read this topic online here:
http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=220757#220757
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Subject: | Reminder to use the right tools |
I discovered the hard way that using a Leatherman knife is not the best
way to get toys out of their packaging. Whilst doing such on one of
Caden's birthday presents on Sunday, I attempted to cut off my thumb in
the process. That "Ah, it's merely a flesh wound..." from Monty Python
came to mind. An hour later I had 3 stitches,a tetanus shot, and a note
from the ER doc saying I could come back in 7 days to get the stitches
out....our use my Leatherman. At least he had a since of humor...
So, let this be an object lesson to all us dads and grand dads...when
spreading the holiday cheer it's best to use appropriate tools for the
job.
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Barry Hancock
Worldwide Warbirds, Inc.
office (909) 606-4444
cell (949) 300-5510
www.worldwidewarbirds.com
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Subject: | Reminder to use the right tools |
Barry, thanks for the humor.
I work at PDX with a leatherman daily and we are basking in Utah weather
with a City that thinks it grows roses.
Will use your advise to save all ten digits.
John Cox
Merry Christmas to all
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From: owner-yak-list-server@matronics.com on behalf of Barry Hancock
Sent: Tue 12/23/2008 10:16 AM
Subject: Yak-List: Reminder to use the right tools
<bhancock@worldwidewarbirds.com>
I discovered the hard way that using a Leatherman knife is not the best
way to get toys out of their packaging. Whilst doing such on one of
Caden's birthday presents on Sunday, I attempted to cut off my thumb in
the process. That "Ah, it's merely a flesh wound..." from Monty Python
came to mind. An hour later I had 3 stitches,a tetanus shot, and a note
from the ER doc saying I could come back in 7 days to get the stitches
out....our use my Leatherman. At least he had a since of humor...
So, let this be an object lesson to all us dads and grand dads...when
spreading the holiday cheer it's best to use appropriate tools for the
job.
--
Barry Hancock
Worldwide Warbirds, Inc.
office (909) 606-4444
cell (949) 300-5510
www.worldwidewarbirds.com
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