---------------------------------------------------------- Yak-List Digest Archive --- Total Messages Posted Tue 12/23/08: 3 ---------------------------------------------------------- Today's Message Index: ---------------------- 1. 08:44 AM - Pilot Story (Was R, edited for PG-13) (Joe Enzminger) 2. 10:18 AM - Reminder to use the right tools (Barry Hancock) 3. 02:01 PM - Re: Reminder to use the right tools (John Cox) ________________________________ Message 1 _____________________________________ Time: 08:44:39 AM PST US Subject: Yak-List: Pilot Story (Was R, edited for PG-13) From: "Joe Enzminger" One day, long, long ago there was this Pilot who, surprisingly........... was not full of .... But it was a long time ago.... And it was just one day. The End Read this topic online here: http://forums.matronics.com/viewtopic.php?p=220757#220757 ________________________________ Message 2 _____________________________________ Time: 10:18:55 AM PST US Subject: Yak-List: Reminder to use the right tools From: "Barry Hancock" I discovered the hard way that using a Leatherman knife is not the best way to get toys out of their packaging. Whilst doing such on one of Caden's birthday presents on Sunday, I attempted to cut off my thumb in the process. That "Ah, it's merely a flesh wound..." from Monty Python came to mind. An hour later I had 3 stitches,a tetanus shot, and a note from the ER doc saying I could come back in 7 days to get the stitches out....our use my Leatherman. At least he had a since of humor... So, let this be an object lesson to all us dads and grand dads...when spreading the holiday cheer it's best to use appropriate tools for the job. -- Barry Hancock Worldwide Warbirds, Inc. office (909) 606-4444 cell (949) 300-5510 www.worldwidewarbirds.com ________________________________ Message 3 _____________________________________ Time: 02:01:10 PM PST US Subject: RE: Yak-List: Reminder to use the right tools From: "John Cox" Barry, thanks for the humor. I work at PDX with a leatherman daily and we are basking in Utah weather with a City that thinks it grows roses. Will use your advise to save all ten digits. John Cox Merry Christmas to all ________________________________ From: owner-yak-list-server@matronics.com on behalf of Barry Hancock Sent: Tue 12/23/2008 10:16 AM Subject: Yak-List: Reminder to use the right tools I discovered the hard way that using a Leatherman knife is not the best way to get toys out of their packaging. Whilst doing such on one of Caden's birthday presents on Sunday, I attempted to cut off my thumb in the process. That "Ah, it's merely a flesh wound..." from Monty Python came to mind. An hour later I had 3 stitches,a tetanus shot, and a note from the ER doc saying I could come back in 7 days to get the stitches out....our use my Leatherman. At least he had a since of humor... So, let this be an object lesson to all us dads and grand dads...when spreading the holiday cheer it's best to use appropriate tools for the job. -- Barry Hancock Worldwide Warbirds, Inc. office (909) 606-4444 cell (949) 300-5510 www.worldwidewarbirds.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Matronics Email List Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post A New Message yak-list@matronics.com UN/SUBSCRIBE http://www.matronics.com/subscription List FAQ http://www.matronics.com/FAQ/Yak-List.htm Web Forum Interface To Lists http://forums.matronics.com Matronics List Wiki http://wiki.matronics.com Full Archive Search Engine http://www.matronics.com/search 7-Day List Browse http://www.matronics.com/browse/yak-list Browse Digests http://www.matronics.com/digest/yak-list Browse Other Lists http://www.matronics.com/browse Live Online Chat! http://www.matronics.com/chat Archive Downloading http://www.matronics.com/archives Photo Share http://www.matronics.com/photoshare Other Email Lists http://www.matronics.com/emaillists Contributions http://www.matronics.com/contribution ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These Email List Services are sponsored solely by Matronics and through the generous Contributions of its members.